JoshU2uber you fuckhead.

JoshU2uber is why 12 and 13 year old kids shouldn't be on the internet. This kid has fucked up the rest of his fucking life because he decided to spread "the word of god". This little fucker does not realize that a little over 38,653 people on YouTube don't give two shits about what he cares about or says. If you know him, you might be thinking "he's just a kid. Why don't you leave him alone?" I'll prove why nobody (including me) will ever leave him alone. First of all, lets take his age (he is fucking 12) out of the equation (although that's reason enough to make fun of him). We'll look at his videos and the many things he does to "spread the word of god" on the internet.

Exibit A:




Let's see what we can find:

• He is defending someone hated internationally on the internet.
• He doesn't know that ChristianU2uber2 is not Scott's real acount.
• He doesn't know Scott is in therapy
• He thinks if you make fun of him or anybody else that you'll go to hell.
• He's asking people to stop making fun of him (BIG ASS FUCKING MISTAKE)
• He believes "Jesus is unhappy with you".
• He's shoving christianity down your throat.
• HE PLAYS WORLD OF FUCKING WARCRAFT
• He runs out of the room to cry.

Okay, that's exibit A. If that's not enough, there's more.
Exibit B:

Doesn't this one speak for itself?

Exibit C:

He obviously can't take criticism (yet he has a YouTube account).

Exibit D:

He lives in a fantacy land, obviously.

Exibit E:
He stands up for himself

However, about a week later, he made this video:

Oh, well now I get it. You're not shoving christianity down our throats, you're saying we should be christian. My mistake. It's all cleared up now.

Exibit F:

Okay, enough with the videos. Here is the different ways he spreads the "word of god".

JoshU2uber telling people on 4chan they will go to hell. (lulz)

JoshU2uber made a store (ideas from the ChristianU2uber2 guy). Stop calling me a homo shirts galore!

Sweet merciful christ! There's a fucking group of little shits? Men, prepare to troll.

Let's analyze this data, shall we?
reputations=lost forever
life=ruined
social life=destroyed
JoshU2uber=lolcow


Get it?